RIDDLE 1 | Davlin & Molly
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Davlin had to admit he didn’t get it right away, and he blamed the lack of sleep but once he was sure, 98% sure he needed to get on that right away. He saw Mike and Samantha were already there so it was just a race to whoever got there first. He quickly ran to his jet and hopped on preparing himself in the plane. “Brazil.” He said “Rio de Janeiro” He said to his pilot who just nodded his head. Apparently already knowing what to do. He knew what he was going to have to do, and he was not excited in the slightest bit, but he strapped himself in and once the plane was level he started to get ready to see Molly. He didn’t want to have to think about what he had to get done, but he knew it was going to have to be done. The flight was long and Davlin was a bundle of nerves. When his plane landed he made a quick stop to get a certain part of him waxed. A few screams and tears shed later, Davlin was bare and bald and ready to meet Molly. He knew exactly where to meet Molly. Christ the Redeemer. He was there with his hands cupping his groin and waiting for his fellow derp buddy.
Molly was on her way to California to meet Wes when she saw the riddle, it clicking in her mind within a minute. “Shit, Brazil!” She shouted, making Mercy jump and mutter something loudly in what the blonde assumed was gibberish. Seeing Davlin’s post, she jumped on it immediately with no thought in her mind other than “GOGOGOGOGO”. Yelling dramatically for the pilot to turn the plane around, she bit her lip and bounced her knee as she strapped herself in. The longer the flight went the more antsy she became, and when they finally touched down she was out of the plane like a shot, barely giving Mercy enough time to follow. Directing the first cab she found to take her to the nearest wax shop, she entered it hurriedly and then instantly regretted every decision she’d ever made in her entire life that led her to that point. She made sure to keep up a regular wax regimen but this woman was bending Molly into weird as fuck positions and pouring wax on places there should never be wax ever. Once she was finally done and had to pay the bitch for this torture, Molly hurried back into the cab and yelled for the Christ the Redeemer statue. The cab ride wasn’t that long and once she got there, the blonde ran out of the cab - read: tripped while trying to sprint - and tackled Davlin when she saw him. “Derp Buddy!” She yelled, grinning broadly and kissing him before looking around at the amount of people nearby. “So. How do you want to do this?”